Viva Fall River

Independent Bookstore Day
2026-04-25 09:00 - 20:00 (America/New_York) | Once Upon a Bookstore, 418 Quequechan St. 2nd Fl., Fall River, Massachusetts, 02721
Celebrate all day with a Book Wizard, crafts, raffles, and a Book Witch! Shop small and support our community.

10:00 AM – 12:00 PM Visit the Book Wizard for magical book recommendations.

1:00 PM – 3:00 PM Make a book page rose at the craft station.

3:00 PM – 5:00 PM Visit the Book Witch for spellbinding book recommendations.

ALL DAY: Raffles for kids and adults, genre inspired biscotti by Songbird Sourdough!

Almost Queen - A Tribute To Queen - Falls Church
2026-04-24 19:00 - 21:00 | State Theatre, 220 N Washington St, Falls Church, 22046
Falls Church, get ready to sing along as Almost Queen – A Tribute To Queen lights up State Theatre – VA for a night locals love to make a tradition. Join fellow fans in the heart of the city for **Almost Queen – A Tribute To Queen – Falls Church Falls Church** on Friday, April 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM.
This isn’t just a setlist—it’s a tightly crafted recreation of Queen’s biggest moments, from soaring vocals to layered harmonies and guitar tones that hit with arena-sized punch.
State Theatre – VA delivers an intimate, high-energy room with great sightlines, easy access, and a prime Falls Church location. You’ll feel every stomp and chorus up close at **Almost Queen – A Tribute To Queen – Falls Church State Theatre – VA**.
Bring your friends, warm up your “We Will Rock You” claps, and book your tickets now before the best seats are gone.

Art Show Part 2
2026-04-24 18:30 | The Belmont Club, 34 Franklin Street, Fall River

Community Tree ID Walk on the Tattapanum Trail
2026-04-24 10:00 - 12:00 | 1341-1555 Wilson Rd, Fall River, MA 02720, 1341-1555 Wilson Rd, Fall River, 02720
Mark Your Calendars for the Greater Fall River City Nature Challenge!
April 24 to April 27, 2026
Join the Trustees and Mass Audubon for a free guided exploration of the Tattapanum Trail to celebrate Arbor Day! Participants will learn how to identify different species of trees and other wildlife during this experience, as a part of the kick-off to the Greater Fall River City Nature Challenge.
The City Nature Challenge is a free worldwide event where the public helps conservation science by taking photos of wild organisms in their own city and uploading them to iNaturalist – a website dedicated to identifying wildlife, for everyone!
In the Greater Fall River area, The Trustees and Mass Audubon are teaming up to make it simple for everyone to join in. We’re hosting four free guided walks through different local habitats and offering free iNaturalist trainings so educators and community leaders can confidently run their own BioBlitz-style walks. Please consider joining us on another one of our experiences listed below!

Friday April 24, 10:00am to 12:00pm – Tree ID Walk on the Tattapanum Trail
Saturday April 25, 12:00pm to 2:00pm– Freshwater Wildlife Walk on the Quequechan River Rail Trail
Sunday April 26, 12:30pm to 2:30pm – Woodland Walk in the Copicut Woods
Monday April 27, 3:00pm to 5:00pm – Urban Wildlife Watching at Kennedy Park

No experience needed – just curiosity, a phone or camera, and a few minutes outside. Every observation helps track biodiversity and supports wildlife conservation.
How to Participate
Register for this event for free at https://thetrustees.org/program/trustees-mobile-adventurer/
How to get involved
To help support the Greater Fall River City Nature Challenge, or get more involved (sign up for a training, walk, or volunteer) please fill out our interest form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeEIGPp8jwUj1px7bYRooJKyYUlPP8bUUr7TSPiRzWvXXqpDA/viewform
Or email mobileadventures@thetrustees.org

College Success Workshop
2026-04-24 09:00 - 13:00 | Bristol Community College, 777 Elsbree Street, Fall River, MA, 02720, United States
Our College Success Workshops provide aspiring student veterans with the skills they need to succeed in higher education. Join us for a free, one-day workshop for veterans and service members transitioning to college.

Learn about:

Adapting to college cultureUsing campus resourcesTransferring skills from the military to collegeBuilding essential academic skillsThe workshops are taught by fellow enlisted veterans currently enrolled in four-year universities.

If you are interested in attending this in-person event hosted by Bristol Community College, click the link and register now!

Please contact Dennis Cosmo with any questions at denny.cosmo@bristolcc.edu.

Tommy Castro & The Painkillers
2026-04-23 20:00 - 22:00 | Narrows Center for the Arts, 16 Anawan St., Fall River, MA
Thursday, April 23, 2026
$36 Advance | $38 Day of Show
[all-in pricing, no additional fees]
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm
Multiple award-winning guitarist, vocalist, and bandleader Tommy Castro is a California-based blues and rock powerhouse. For over four decades, he’s captivated audiences with his soul-drenched vocals, searing guitar work, and high-energy live shows. As frontman of the telepathically tight and wildly raucous Tommy Castro & The Painkillers, he’s released 17 albums that span a wide stylistic range—from horn-driven R&B and hot-blooded soul to gritty, stripped-down rock and electric blues.

With his latest and eighth Alligator Records release, Closer To The Bone, Castro returns to his roots, delivering what he calls “a real blues record, the way they would have made them back in the day.” Produced by guitar master Christoffer “Kid” Andersen at San Jose’s Greaseland Studio, the album is Castro’s rawest and most direct blues effort to date.
The album features standout originals like Ain’t Worth The Heartache, Can’t Catch A Break, and Crazy Woman Blues, alongside deep-cut covers of songs by Castro’s friends and influences—Johnny Nitro, Magic Slim, Ron Thompson, Chris Cain, and more. Guest appearances include Rick Estrin, Billy Branch, Deanna Bogart, Chris Cain, Jim Pugh, and gospel harmonies from The Sons Of The Soul Revivers.
Born in San Jose in 1955, Castro picked up the guitar at age 10 and was inspired by icons like Elvin Bishop, Taj Mahal, and Mike Bloomfield. He absorbed everything from Ike & Tina Turner to John Lee Hooker and Buddy Guy, developing a uniquely uplifting and soulful style rooted in blues, R&B, and funk. After early stints with Bay Area bands including NiteCry and The Dynatones, Castro formed the first Tommy Castro Band in 1992.
Castro’s career took off when his band became the house band on NBC’s Comedy Showcase, airing after Saturday Night Live. He soon built a reputation as a must-see live act, touring relentlessly and releasing acclaimed albums with Blind Pig, Telarc, 33rd Street, and eventually Alligator Records, where his 2009 debut Hard Believer marked a new chapter of critical and commercial success.
Notable releases include The Devil You Know (2014), Stompin’ Ground (2017), Killin’ It – Live (2019), and A Bluesman Came To Town (2021), which AllMusic hailed as “a towering achievement.”
Castro is one of the most decorated artists in contemporary blues, winning 10 Blues Music Awards, including four B.B. King Entertainer of the Year honors—the genre’s highest accolade. His no-frills, 150-shows-a-year approach has earned him a fiercely loyal fanbase and praise from legends like Joe Bonamassa, who says, “Tommy has always been top of the heap among blues guitar players. He always puts on a great show.”
With Closer To The Bone, Tommy Castro strips it all back to deliver an album brimming with grit, fire, and authenticity. “This is the deeper blues side of me,” says Castro. “With these songs, I am at my most authentic.”

100 Years of Boston Comedy
2026-04-23 18:00 - 19:00 | Fall River Public Library, 104 North Main St, Fall River, MA, 02720
This takes Boston comedy from Vaudeville to TikTok, giving the audience a feel for the general shape and history, including video and audio clips of each generation covered. Fred Allen, Bob & Ray, Tom Lehrer, Rusty Warren, Bill Dana, Jane Curtain, Jay Leno, Lenny Clarke, Barry Crimmins, Jimmy Tingle, Paula Poundstone, Patrice O’Neal, Mike Birbiglia, Sam Jay, and others.

Chunky Knit Blanket Party
2026-04-23 18:00 | Troy City Brewing, 16 Anawan Street, Fall River, 02721, United States
Chunky knit blankets are all the rage lately and you’ll be surprised how easy they are to make! The hand knitting technique is a life long skill that is therapeutic, meditative and fun.

NEW: You may now choose your yarn amount! Are you coming just to learn the technique and only want one skein to practice on? We’ve got you! For blanket making, please view the photo below to see a rough estimate of what a blanket using 4 skeins (standard) looks like, 5 skeins, 6 skeins…etc. DISCLAIMER: Final blanket dimensions vary based on each individual’s knitting gauge (ie., if you knit tight, your blanket will be smaller and more compact than someone who knits looser).

Table space diminishes as blankets get larger. You are welcome to bring a small pillow or yoga mat to sit on, should you choose to move to the floor for more space as your blanket gets taller.

Bags will not be provided. If you don’t wish carry your project, we encourage you to bring a large tote to carry your blanket and any working yarn home in.

We will be in touch a few days prior to the event to share our color options. There will be at least 3 colors to choose from, including neutrals!

CANCELLATION POLICY: Due to inventory and limited spacing, we are unable to issue full refunds. If a conflict arises and you would like to attend one of our other events instead, you must notify us prior to 2 weeks of the event. Thank you for understanding!

Create Revolutionary Art in the Park
2026-04-23 12:30 - 15:00 | The Boardwalk at Heritage State Park, 5 Water Street, Fall River, Massachusetts, 02720
With the Griffin, a Mobile Art Studio. The Greater Fall River Art Association brings arts programming to Heritage State Park with the Griffin, a fully equipped mobile art studio! Be creative! Draw, paint, and so much more. Pursue your muse. Suitable for the entire family. All materials will be provided free of charge

Midlife Princess Party w/ Jennifer Safrey
2026-04-22 18:30 - 20:00 | Once Upon a Bookstore, 418 Quequechan St. 2nd Fl., Fall River, Massachusetts, 02721

Colonial Medicine with Dr. Dave
2026-04-21 12:00 - 14:00 | Fall River Heritage State Park, Fall River, Massachusetts, 02720, United States
With Dr. Dave of the Lafayette-Durfee House Foundation. Learn about early American medical and dental practices and see the tools that were used. It may look and sound like a horror movie, but this was medicine! Fun for the whole family. Drop in anytime from 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM.

Tarot Crad Readings with Scott Panella
2026-04-19 14:00 - 17:00 | Once Upon a Bookstore, 418 Quequechan St. 2nd Fl., Fall River, Massachusetts, 02721
More Info at Once Upon a Bookstore on Facebook or online at onceuponabookstore.com

Lunch & Learn: Native American Storytelling & Crafts
2026-04-19 12:30 - 15:00 | Fall River Heritage State Park, Fall River, Massachusetts, 02720, United States
With the Pocasset Wampanoag Tribe of Massachusetts and Rhode Island. Learn about your neighbors, the first people of Fall River, through engaging storytelling and crafts. Make your own corn husk doll or dreamcatcher! All materials will be provided. Drop in anytime from 12:30 PM to 3:00 PM.

The 420 Weekend Social: A 21+ Weekend of Fire, Flavor, Wrestling & Play
2026-04-19 12:00 - 17:00 | 1 Lewiston St, Fall River, MA 02721, 1 lewiston st, Fall River, MA, 02721, United States
A 21+ two-day celebration featuring live entertainment, food trucks, music, games, and headline entertainment experiences all weekend long.
Celebrate 420 weekend with a 21+ experience built around live entertainment, great food, music, games, and shared social energy.
The 420 Weekend Social brings people together for a lifestyle-forward weekend centered on community, culture, and fun. Across both days, guests can enjoy six food trucks, a live DJ, interactive gaming experiences including axe throwing, and oversized lawn games in a lively festival setting.
Saturday 4/18 | 5 PM-9 PM
Fire Fueled Saturday brings the spectacle with multiple acrobatic performances, a featured illusionist from 6:00 PM to 6:30 PM, and a headline fire show from 8:00 PM to 8:30 PM. Acrobatic sets take place at 5:00, 5:30, 7:00, and 7:30 PM.
Sunday 4/19
Ringside Sunday brings the action with a live wrestling exhibition from 2:30 PM to 4:30 PM, featuring 6-7 matches and a festive atmosphere built for fans ready to keep the energy going.
This is a 21+ event designed to celebrate lifestyle, entertainment, and culture in a fresh, welcoming way.

Tie-Dye Community Event
2026-04-19 11:30 | Church of the Holy Spirit, 160 Rock Street, Fall River, MA, 02720, United States
Get ready to add a little color to you life!

Join the Fall River Pride Committee and Church of the Holy Spirit for a fun and creative Tie-Dye Community Event!

Whether you’re coming with friends, family, or just looking to meet new people, it’s the perfect chance to connect, create, and celebrate community together.

Sunday, April 19, 2026 11:30 AM – 12:30 PM 160 Rock St, Fall River, MA

We’ll have supplies available (while they last), and you’re welcome to bring your own clothing to dye and make something uniquely yours!

This is a family-friendly event open to all—come share in the creativity, joy, and community spirit that makes Fall River so special. We can’t wait to see what you create!

Hands On Sourdough Fundamentals
2026-04-19 10:00 - 13:00 | Canned Heat Craft Beer Co., 52 Ferry Street, Fall River, MA, 02724, United States
Roll up your sleeves and learn the art of real sourdough baking.

In this hands-on workshop, you’ll learn the foundational techniques that turn flour, water, salt, and time into beautifully fermented bread. Sourdough relies on natural wild yeast and beneficial bacteria to create its signature flavor and rise. ￼

During this class you’ll learn:

• How sourdough starter works• Mixing and building dough strength• Bulk fermentation and timing• Shaping artisan loaves• Scoring and baking techniques• Troubleshooting common sourdough problems

Perfect for beginners or anyone wanting to improve their sourdough skills.

You’ll leave with:• Your own sourdough starter• Dough ready to bake at home• Recipes and fermentation timeline• The confidence to bake incredible bread

Reserve your seat here:https://www.songbirdsourdough.com/s/order.

Vernal Pool Explorer Hike
2026-04-19 10:00 | Copicut Woods, Indian Town Rd., Fall River, 02790, United States
What’s a vernal pool? During this family-friendly hike, you’ll learn about these ephemeral wonders and investigate how nature changes in the spring season. Vernal pool hikes are extra special at Copicut Woods, where you can look and listen for woodpeckers at field edges and warblers in the thickets. You’ll also wander along Shockley trail and, deeper into the woods, past brooks and giant boulders, rock outcrops, and cellar holes. Magnifying glasses and binoculars will be provided to best appreciate the wildflowers, tadpoles, and other signs of spring!

This program is part of a three-part Vernal Pool Explorers series at Copicut Woods. Participants are welcome to attend any number of sessions—each program works as a standalone experience or can be paired with two or three for a deeper exploration. There is no requirement to attend all sessions.

Part 1: Sunday, April 19Part 2: Sunday, May 17Part 3: Sunday, June 7

First time at Copicut? This will be an easy to moderate walk along dirt trails with slight inclines in some areas. You can expect semi-rocky terrain and exposed roots in some areas of the trail. The path taken will be determined based on where we are most likely to hear or see wildlife and find vernal pools. Parking is available at the entrance to the trailhead.

Pre-registration is required for this event. In the event of cancellation, you will be notified via the email address you used to register and refunded in full within 14 business days. Tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable.

We love our furry friends, however, dogs are not permitted in this program.

Membership: To locate information about your Membership, including Member ID, expiration date, and more please visit: https://tickets.thetrustees.org/membership.

Tickets: To look up your tickets or re-send an email confirmation, please visit: https://tickets.thetrustees.org/orders.

Ryan Montbleau Band
2026-04-18 20:00 - 22:00 | Narrows Center for the Arts, 16 Anawan St., Fall River, MA
Saturday, April 18, 2026
$52 Advance | $55 Day of Show
[all-in pricing, no additional fees]
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm

A relentless road warrior and masterful wordsmith, Ryan Montbleau has spent the better part of thirty years cultivating a devoted audience on the strength of his ecstatic live shows and exhilarating sonic versatility. He’s collaborated with artists as diverse as Trombone Shorty, Galactic, Steel Pulse, Tall Heights, Martin Sexton, Anders Osborne, and George Porter, Jr; shared bills with the likes of Tedeschi Trucks Band, Ani DiFranco, Todd Snider, The Wood Brothers, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and Mavis Staples; and racked up more than 150 million streams on Spotify alone. NPR’s Mountain Stage compared his “eloquent, soulful songwriting” to Bill Withers and James Taylor, while Relix celebrated his “poetic Americana,” and The Boston Herald raved that “he’s made a career of confident, danceable positivity.”
Montbleau’s freewheeling new album finds him exploring the full spectrum of his influences like never before, touching on folk, rock, funk, soul, hip-hop, and reggae, all with a preternatural ease that belies the intensely focused craftsmanship behind it. The songs are sprawling and unpredictable, grappling with a modern world perpetually teetering on the edge of chaos, but the performances are relentlessly optimistic, insisting on hope and joy in the face of it all. The result is Montbleau’s most vulnerable and cathartic work yet, an album that acknowledges the inevitability of doubt and pain while at the same time celebrating our limitless capacity for growth and love.

Spoiler Alert
2026-04-18 20:00 | Primo on Water Street, 36 Water Street, Fall River, MA, 02724, United States
No Cover

Sinatra Saturdays
2026-04-18 19:00 - 22:00 | The Brewhouse District, 139 South Main Street, Fall River, MA, 02720, United States
Reservations Highly Recommended:508-567-5862

An Evening of Poe-etry
2026-04-18 18:00 | The Lizzie Borden House, 230 Second Street, Fall River, MA, 02721, United States
Join us this April for “An Evening of Poe-etry,” where Edgar Allan Poe’s works come to life in honor of National Poetry Month.

Enjoy dramatic readings delivered by The Borden House Players, adding to the eeriness of America’s Most Haunted House.

Fridays & Saturdays in April

Just the right amount of Poetry and Poe: not too little and… Never more!

NoMa Spring Kickoff Street Fair
2026-04-18 11:00 - 15:00 | NoMa/Purchase St. Plaza, 18 Purchase St, Fall River, Massachusetts
Join us for our Spring Kickoff Street Fair!!!! We will line Purchase Street in Fall River with food, artisans and animals!!! Springtime games, crafts and face painting for the kids! Shopping, Dining and Fun!!!! We will be partnering with Forever Paws Animal Shelter and other local Rescues to provide info about adopting animals in need! Please bring a donation of animal food or supplies if you can to help our local shelters!

Ride to Freedom: A Revolutionary Family Celebration
2026-04-18 11:00 - 14:00 | Fall River Carousel, 5 Water St, Fall River, 02721
Step back in time and celebrate the spirit of the American Revolution at 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺, 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆-𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲.

As Massachusetts marks the 250th anniversary of the American Revolution through the statewide MA250 celebration, Fall River is joining the moment with a fun and meaningful community gathering on the waterfront.

Families are invited to enjoy interactive history, hands-on activities, and a special appearance by Paul Revere himself, who will take a symbolic ride on the Fall River Carousel!

Presented in partnership with the 𝗟𝗮𝗳𝗮𝘆𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲, Fall River’s historic link to the Revolutionary era, the event highlights how ordinary citizens helped shape the birth of a nation.

Come discover the story behind one of the most iconic moments in American history, celebrate community, and help kick off Fall River’s participation in America’s 250th birthday. Perfect for kids, families, and anyone who loves history brought to life.

From the moment the event begins, there’s something happening around every corner—whether you’re stepping into history, getting hands-on with a craft, or just enjoying a spring afternoon with family.

Here’s how the day unfolds:

11:00 AM – Event Begins

Free Carousel Rides (11 AM – 2 PM)Enjoy complimentary rides on the historic Fall River Carousel throughout the event.

Live Radio Broadcast with Fun 107Catch the energy of the day as Fun 107 broadcasts live from the carousel.

Revolutionary-Era Displays & DemonstrationsExplore artifacts, clothing, and interactive displays from the Lafayette-Durfee House and meet 18th-century reenactors

Wedges of Time Spinning DemonstrationWatch traditional fiber arts in action and learn about early American craftsmanship.

Craft & Activity Area

Paper Lantern “Signal Station” Craft

Coloring pages, word searches, and more(Perfect for younger visitors!)

Dress-Up Station (Upper Level)Kids can try on colonial hats and clothing—perfect for photos while riding the carousel.

Colonial Lawn Games (Outside)Step outside for classic games that bring history to life through play.

Lafayette-Durfee Information TableLearn more, browse merchandise, and don’t miss the free giveaways!

“Revolutionary Specials” at Gathering GroundsCoffee, tea, and themed refreshments available for purchase.

12:00 PM – Featured Moment

Paul Revere Rides the CarouselA can’t-miss highlight of the day!

Live-streamed moment

Photo opportunities with Paul Revere

12:15 PM – Storytime on the Stage

Live Reading: The Landlord’s Tale (Midnight Ride of Paul Revere)Presented by David R. Mello of the Fall River Public LibraryKids are invited to gather and listen as this iconic story is brought to life.

12:30 – 1:00 PM – Hands-On Craft

“Minuteman” Craft ActivityContinue the creative fun with a guided craft inspired by Revolutionary history.

1:00 PM – Live Music

Bristol County Fifes & Drums PerformanceA lively musical experience (weather permitting) to close out the day with authentic Revolutionary sounds.

Whether you stay for an hour or the full afternoon, Ride to Freedom is designed to let families explore at their own pace—mixing education, creativity, and just the right amount of fun.

Board Game Night
2026-04-17 18:30 - 20:00 | Once Upon a Bookstore, 418 Quequechan St. 2nd Fl., Fall River, Massachusetts, 02721

Billy Leetch
2026-04-17 17:00 | Troy City Brewing, 16 Anawan Street, Fall River, 02721, United States
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Billy Leetch will be performing a live solo performance from 5-8pm. Save the date and enjoy the evening with us.No Cover – Taproom Open 3:30-10pm

An Evening at the Museum Fundraiser
2026-04-16 18:00 - 20:00 | The Children’s Museum of Greater Fall River, 441 North Main Street, Fall River, MA, 02720, United States

Margaritas, Men & Magic Moves: 2000's Throwback Edition
2026-04-16 18:00 | Morgan’s Cantina, 1 Ferry St, Fall River, Massachusetts, 02721
Get ready to sip, swoon, and spice up your Thursday night

Margaritas, Men & Magic Moves is taking over Morgan’s Cantina on Thursday, April 16 at 6PM—and it’s bringing all the energy your girls’ night out deserves.

Grab your amigas and dive into an evening filled with flirty fun, irresistible margaritas, and high-energy entertainment featuring talented male dancers bringing the heat to the cantina. Expect great music, playful vibes, and just the right amount of mischief to keep the night unforgettable.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, bachelorette, or just need a night out with your girls, this is your excuse to dress up, let loose, and enjoy the show.

Delicious margaritas flowing all night

Live male dance performances

Full menu available

High-energy, feel-good atmosphere

Girls night just got an upgrade… don’t miss it. Tickets Required.

Family & Friends Pasta Dinner & Raffle
2026-04-16 17:30 - 20:00 | The Liberal Club, 20 Star St, Fall River
Enjoy a delicious meal of pasta, meatballs, salad, and dessert while supporting Community Connections Greater Fall River programs. This family-friendly event features exciting raffle opportunities with 25 tickets for just $15. Children aged 6 and younger eat free, making it the perfect evening out for the whole community.

Tickets are $15 per person and may be purchased at Community Connections Fall River and Fairhaven locations, or online.

Pageant Auditions
2026-04-13 18:00 - 20:00 | Little Theater Fire Barn, 340 Prospect St, Fall River, Massachusetts, 02720
Little Theatre of Fall River is seeking 7 men for various leading roles; 6 are portraying female contestants.

Auditions: April 12, 1–3 PM and April 13, 6–8 PMShow dates: July 9–19

Please prepare an uptempo song that shows off your vocal range and personality. Accompanist provided, and video submissions are acceptable.

The characters are over the top in almost every way, but rooted in a strange, personal sense of their own reality. Skills in broad comedy are a plus.

Roles (age ranges are 18 and over)

MISS BIBLE BELT, RUTH ANN RUTH – Believes that she, plus God, equals a majority in any situation. She sees even the cheesiest part of the Glamouresse Beauty Regimen as part of His Plan. This gives her an unshakably righteous attitude, but she also has the manic cheerfulness of the newly saved.

MISS DEEP SOUTH, LAURINDA SUMMERFORD – The Southerner in the show; even though others may have fabulous hair, only she knows how to work it. At the same time she is The Lady. She has a very narrow and ritualized sense of “femininity,” which is frequently outraged by the other contestants’ behavior and attitudes. She is exceedingly funny in her passive-aggressive Southern attitude.

MISS GREAT PLAINS, BONNIE LOUISE CUTLETT – Utterly sincere in her belief in the values promoted by Glamouresse, though some of them seem quite exotic to her. She is honored to represent the great heartland of this nation and to show what honest country folk can do. In the present contest she is agape and aglow. Not necessarily the “prettiest” contestant.

MISS INDUSTRIAL NORTHEAST, CONSUELA MANUELA RAFAELLA LOPEZ – Included among the regional winners mostly due to Glamouresse’s belated sense that “the times they are a-changin’” and the Northeast’s notable lack of interest in the contest. She is feisty. Her talent has been culled from watching the variety show Sabado Gigante on Spanish television.

MISS TEXAS, KITTY-BOB AMES – The professional of the group. With her father’s money and a shrewd selection of contests, she has never lost a competition. Her skills may not be outstanding by themselves, but her attitude says “Winner” all the way.

MISS WEST COAST, KARMA QUINN – Like Miss Great Plains, she is sweet-natured, but Karma is a lot less focused. She has tried to parlay her vagueness and “I’ll try anything once” attitude into a comprehensive mystical spirituality, but it hasn’t gelled. This pageant is the most structured event of her entire life.

FRANKIE CAVALIER – Our genial host is certainly that. Frankie is a celebrity who is known to the audience where the pageant is being performed, perhaps as a weekend weather-report reader or a spokesman for a used car dealership. Think Martin Short meets Bert Parks meets Regis Philbin meets Rip Torn. Strong singer who moves well.

phoffman (of Greensky Bluegrass)
2026-04-12 20:00 - 22:00 | Narrows Center for the Arts, 16 Anawan St., Fall River, MA
Sunday, April 12, 2026
$36 Advance | $38 Day of Show
[all-in pricing, no additional fees]
Doors 6:30pm | Show 7:30pm
Opener: Andy Dunnigan
Paul Hoffman (phoffman) is a singer, songwriter and the mandolin player of the critically acclaimed and internationally touring Americana/Rock band Greensky Bluegrass. Raised in Muskegon, MI, he immersed himself in community theatre, numerous school choirs and productions, and classic rock fueled boat shed jams. A collegiate endeavor in English Literature lead to Kalamazoo, MI which catalyzed the formation and became the home base for Greensky. From humble beginnings, the band quickly became a festival favorite, having performed at such iconic events as Bonnaroo, Austin City Limits Festival, Stagecoach, Telluride Bluegrass Festival and countless others in addition to headlining sold out performances at revered venues such as Red Rocks Amphitheater, Ryman Auditorium, and The Chicago Theatre. “Greensky are hardly strictly bluegrass and, yet, representing the genre for a whole new generation,” claimed Rolling Stone in 2010. Recorded works have landed on several Billboard charts including #1 placement on the Bluegrass charts.
